1. |
Call of the Karen
00:58
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A peaceful morning walk through Central Park
He asked her to leash her mutt
The man's only crime: his skin was dark
And so she tried to spill his blood
Murder
By cop
Was her
MO
Blatant
Racist
Fucking
Animal
Can you hear the
Call of Karen
Seen by all
Unmask the villain
Threatening a Black man with death
For an inconvenience
Claiming victimhood in what should
Have been a civil exchange
Thwarted and exposed for her
Despicable offense
Ku Klux Karen dies alone
Reviled and deranged
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2. |
Long-Time Customer
00:54
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Get me the senior manager
Hey now, I am a long-time customer
Show respect for my years of loyalty
What you've done is unacceptable
I will give you something to cry about
You should be treating me like royalty
Oh
These towels were marked on
sale
But you rang them up full
price
And now you're wasting
time
My time is worth more than your
life
I will make you peons suffer
I'll call the cops if I choose
No matter what you may argue
I'll be sure to make you lose
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3. |
Yoga Denied
00:58
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When no managers remain
To whom do I complain?
No one understands the pain
Coursing through my soul
They say I'm safe at home
But I can't be alone
With my thoughts for too long
Before I lose control
I need my yoga fix right now
Before I go insane
The only exercise I know;
Lifting too hard for Karen brain
This is some bullshit
I'm not having it
I'm going to throw a fit
Until the studio opens
These laws are fucking my routine
Downard doggy-style
I guess I'll just fucking stay home and
Shavasana for awhile
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4. |
Kick Them Out
00:20
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Police
I sat down to enjoy my lunch
When all these Mexicans came in
I don't understand a word they're
Saying and I'm uncomfortable
Please just kick their asses out
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5. |
How Dare You
00:36
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Excuse me I ordered this
Without pickles my daughter is so
Picky, you know how it goes but
I'm afraid I'm going to need a
Refund
For this
Burger
And of course a
New one
Do it
Right now
And a new toy
Wait what do you mean, I can't just
Take the pickles off, how dare you?
The flavor profile's ruined, the
Service at McDonald's fucking
Blows
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6. |
I Demand
00:59
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I demand
to see
the manager
I demand to live inside my
Bubble, safe and sound
To have the cops dispense those who
Encroach my hallowed ground
I demand you wait on me
Hand and fucking foot
To have a stylist at my beck and call
If my hair starts to show roots
I demand wine every night, to get
Drunk in my Karen lair,
For I am perfection given flesh,
From my spray tan to my bird-ass hair
Every day and every night
I terrorize the mall
I am the bringer of your despair
One Karen to rule you all
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7. |
March of the Karens
01:07
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Karens… March!
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Army of Karens Burnaby, British Columbia
It started as a one-off comment in a group chat, but now it is legion. When there's no more room in the manager's office,
the Karens shall walk the earth!
Karen Spear and Karen Storm are here, using viciously funny grind to demand everybody bend to their will! What will you do when confronted by the Army of Karens?
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