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Army of Karens

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There
On the horizon
A flock of avian
Bob-cut hair

No manager is
Safe from their wrath
Floor employees
Get no free pass
Karen squad is
On the warpath
Discount or they
Will have your ass

Marching on the plains towards the Pentagon
The biggest threat the country's seen since1941
Order to this chaos they
Feel they will bring
Complain away the plague and their
Praises we would sing

Blue Lives Matter, God and Country
MAGA Karen chuds
Wino Karen yoga Karen
Bathing in the blood
Of poor kids trying so damn hard to
Make a living wage
But decency's too much to ask for
In this day and age

Ah! They're marching
Onwards to
Their golden dawn of
Victory

None will stand and
All shall fall as
Gabriel sounds his
Clarion call
World shall come to its true end
By way of army of Karens

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from Army of Karens, released April 4, 2020

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Army of Karens Burnaby, British Columbia

It started as a one-off comment in a group chat, but now it is legion. When there's no more room in the manager's office, the Karens shall walk the earth!

Karen Spear and Karen Storm are here, using viciously funny grind to demand everybody bend to their will! What will you do when confronted by the Army of Karens?
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