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Jock Mom Karen

from Army of Karens by Army of Karens

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Rolling up in my mini van
(So much safer than your sedan!)
The principal wants to
Have a chat
About my son's so-called
Indiscrections

This is slander, my precious
Chaz would never do such
Terrible things there must be
Some kind of misunderstanding
Boys will be boys and
Girls will be girls
Those lying sluts;
Just look at what they were wearing!

My son's the captain of the football
Squad that wasn't sexu'l harrassment
I'm going to sue the school for
This unreasonable treatment
And those bitch cheerleaders' parents
Will never hear the end of it
If my boy can't make his scholarship
For some bullshit court hearing

You will bow before the
Karen brood I'm going to
Sue the school for being
So fucking rude
And now with wine in hand
I will make my demands
A big fat settlement
Supreme entitlement

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from Army of Karens, released April 4, 2020

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Army of Karens Burnaby, British Columbia

It started as a one-off comment in a group chat, but now it is legion. When there's no more room in the manager's office, the Karens shall walk the earth!

Karen Spear and Karen Storm are here, using viciously funny grind to demand everybody bend to their will! What will you do when confronted by the Army of Karens? ... more

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