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Yoga Denied

from Karen​-​tined by Army of Karens

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When no managers remain
To whom do I complain?
No one understands the pain
Coursing through my soul
They say I'm safe at home
But I can't be alone
With my thoughts for too long
Before I lose control
I need my yoga fix right now
Before I go insane
The only exercise I know;
Lifting too hard for Karen brain

This is some bullshit
I'm not having it
I'm going to throw a fit
Until the studio opens
These laws are fucking my routine
Downard doggy-style
I guess I'll just fucking stay home and
Shavasana for awhile

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from Karen​-​tined, released June 5, 2020

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Army of Karens Burnaby, British Columbia

It started as a one-off comment in a group chat, but now it is legion. When there's no more room in the manager's office, the Karens shall walk the earth!

Karen Spear and Karen Storm are here, using viciously funny grind to demand everybody bend to their will! What will you do when confronted by the Army of Karens?
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